Found the Coconut Friday!

OH, Chinese fortunes you continue to play with my mind. Back in the winter, I got the fortune "The measure of time to your next goal is the measure of your discipline," and I knew I had to discipline my writing. NOW, I get this...

"Life is a mountain not a beach."

WHAT? Summer is within reach! WHAT ancient Chinese secret are you trying to impart upon me now? I suppose it's that old law of physics, the Conservation of Insanity. We had little insanity this weekend, so a bit had to sneak its way in in the form of life span mental angst? Aargh! WHY did we get CHINESE?!