Dear Santa,
I know it is a little late in the game, but if I could put in a last minute Christmas request that would just be great. I thought I wanted the Barbie doll with a video camera in her neck, and an LCD screen on her back, but I was mistaken. I now know that I desperately want "Sweet Talking Ken." He is amazing! I can talk into him, and he will say back, in his own non threatening semi masculine voice, exactly what I want him to say! What more could I ask for in a toy? Just so you know my intentions are pure, I will explain to you the top 5 things I plan to record into my Ken doll on Christmas morning...

"I think you look exactly like Elle MacPhereson, in particular back in her Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition hayday."
"Let's go to Paris, tonight."
"Dinner? Why I already planned, shopped for, made it, and will be serving it to you, tonight."
"I cleaned the whole house and did all the laundry. I even sorted the delicates"
"I love a good chick flick."

I do worry a bit about the young girls that will receive this as a gift this Christmas. It certainly could set up some high expectations. Then again, maybe I should worry about all the young boys that will never be able to meet said expectations. But for a girl about to turn 40, it's a hell of a laugh!

Thank you from the bottom of my heart, Santa,
Cheryl